I had a discussion with my husband, Bill, about how he repeats things he has already TOLD ME over and over!  This is especially annoying when he is drinking too much “kool aid” and he really likes his kool aid.  On some days it is comparable to nails on a chalkboard and I stop listening to him because I am daydreaming about all the wonderful uses of Duct Tape!

So,  I suggested to Bill that he carry a tape recorder so he could record our conversations and he could replay the conversations we have had and then he could stop telling me the same story over and over.

 I thought this was a really great idea!

 Bill was quite for a few minutes, and then he said, “No that won’t work” and when I asked him why it would not work, he said because every time I play the recording back all I will have recorded is:

 DONNA IS A BITCH!

DONNA IS A BITCH!

DONNA IS A BITCH! 

 

Wonder if there is such a thing as Industrial Strength Duct Tape?

 

Donna Faye, CDP

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